Zander's Inside Voice

I LOVE this question!

My biography would be titled something like “Viewer discretion advised.” Another good choice would be “Profanity.”

But if I ever actually write a memoir, it will be titled “Jazz Music and Improper Dancing.” I was once reading a historical article about the college I attended and it talked about the corruption of young women due to “jazz music and improper dancing.” It is no exaggeration that I was in tears for an excessively long period of time because I couldn’t stop laughing. If only it was just jazz music and improper dancing influencing some kids today…imagine all the jazz music back in the day if social media was around.